“I swear, the bigger the bully, the smaller the dick.”
― Clive Barker, The Scarlet Gospels
“Pussy is everywhere. Dick is everywhere. Chemistry isn’t.”
― Genereux Philip
“A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.”
― M.F. Moonzajer
“You sick fuck. Tear my pants off, prick. See what I got. I’ll knock your fucking teeth out with my swinging dick! Last chance… you force yourself into that woman… and I’ll force this knife into your dick hole!”
― Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead, Vol. 26: Call to Arms
“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There’s nothing wrong with suckin’ dicks. Men do it, women do it; can’t be all bad if everybody’s doin’ it. I say, Drop the pipe, and go to the dick! That’s my advice. I’m here to help.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings
“Kids from small families grow about an inch taller than those from large families. This is true regardless of income and social class, because a body can’t grow well while fighting off nine siblings’ cold viruses.”
― Arianne Cohen, The Tall Book: A Celebration of Life from on High
“You may be tall; you may be short. You may be a black; you may be a white. One more thing to keep behind your mind is that you “your purpose is unique”. Anyone who is thinks he is clever enough will mess up when he/she wears your shoes; it won’t fit!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quote
“When you’re as tall as me, ants still look like ants.”
― Anthony T. Hincks
“Instead of trying to be taller than others, stronger than others, more superior to others, try to be gentler than others, more compassionate than others, fairer than others!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

































































































