“i recommend the phrase ‘pineapple ass”
― Tao Lin
“The ass is the face of the soul of sex.”
― Charles Bukowski
“I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.”
― Mark Twain
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the boy’s ass fell off.”
― Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man’s Fear
“Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.”
― William Shakespeare, The Complete Works
“It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with god.”
― C.S. Lewis
“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”
― Anthony Liccione
“Just think of dick as pussy on a stick.”
― Edmund White, Our Young Man
“Your mouth says “No,” but your eyes say, “Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch.”
― Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead, Vol. 26: Call to Arms
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