“Having no room of my own to “take care of things” had begun to weigh on me. I wondered if storing up semen would have a health impact on me, positive or negative, like shinier hair or weight gain.”
― Bill Konigsberg, Openly Straight
“In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can’t make snide comments.”
― Nenia Campbell, Tantalized
“Give me your secrets. I’ll give you my soul.”
― Jennifer Salaiz
“You are the playground of which I have free reign.”
― Nenia Campbell, Tantalized
“Gentlemen are a dying breed.
Do your part to help out by supporting them sexually.”
― Alessandra Torre
“Once you are defiled, you can’t get back your purity by any means, instead, you will only look for ways to be defiled over and over again.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson
“No matter where you go, there you are!”
― Coleen Singer
“All my life I wanted to go to bed with an American, and now I had, and I’m beginning to see why people don’t do it more often.”
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity
“You see, the penis, it’s so graceless, wouldn’t you agree? When it’s cold and shrivelled up, it looks like W.H. Auden in his old age; when it’s hot, it flops and dangles about in a ridiculous way; when it’s excited, it looks so pained and earnest you’d think it was going to burst into tears. And the scrotum! To think that something so vital to the survival of the species, fully responsible for 50 per cent of the ingredients–though none of the work–should hang freely from the body in a tiny, defenceless bag of skin. One whack, one bite, one paw-scratch–and it’s just the right level, too, for your average animal, a dog, a lion, a sabre-tooth tiger–and that’s it, end of story. Don’t you think it should get better protection? Behind some bone, for example, like us? What could be better than our nicely tapered entrance? It’s discreet and stylish, everything is cleverly and compactly encased in the body, with nothing hanging out within easy reach of a closing subway door, there’s a neat triangle of hair above it, like a road sign, should you lose your way–it’s perfect. The penis is just such a lousy design. It’s pre-Scandinavian. Pre-Bauhaus, even.”
― Yann Martel, Self
“A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won’t go anywhere until you change it.”
― Winston Brown, Nomad
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