“Any marriage is hard work. But what I always say is, “Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”
― Kevin Bacon
“A couple of buffoons were running for some state-senate seat just vacated by the incumbent’s prison term. One accused the other of being “against the Internet” – a knockout punch in a world where whole hordes of humans think better sex is a faster modem.”
― Andrew Vachss, Only Child
“When coming to sex: First served, first come.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Love is the body’s warmth; sex, its heat.”
― Marty Rubin
“Evan nuzzled his chin into the crook of Dan’s neck, finding the spot that always made Dan squirm and laugh. “I love you, Danny.”
“You gets so fucking sappy after I let you top,” Dan responded, but he didn’t move away. “We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup.”
“You stick your spigot in me, I wouldn’t be the one topping anymore.”
“Nice. You freak.”
“You’re the one who wanted to make maple syrup out of my sappiness,” Evan protested…”
― Kate Sherwood, Of Dark and Bright
“Well, I’ve seen porn!“ Evan defends and Dan just looks at him.
"Okay, captain Pornie, walk me through it,” Dan challenges. “I’ll be the pizza guy, and Jeff can be the plumber. You can be… hey, why don’t you be the high-powered young executive?”
Evan grins at him with a glint in his eye. “Okay, fine.” He laces his fingers together and flexes them in front of him as if he’s warming up. He sits back in chair and his eyes focus on the eaves of Jeff’s roof then begins.
“The young executive come home after a hard day…
[five pages of detailed porn]
”…and all fall asleep together on the executives huge bed. The End.“ Evan is pretty clearly proud of himself, and Dan really blame him.
After an appreciative silence, Dan says, "Okay, yeah, so maybe there’s some merit to the whole threesome thing.”
― Kate Sherwood, Dark Horse
“He wanted to be loved and cherished, yes. But he also wanted to be fucked.”
― Heidi Cullinan, Special Delivery
“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”
― Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
“There’s more to sex, the really good kind, than orgasms.”
― Kit Rocha, Beyond Control
“Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson





























































































