“Good, because if the guy isn’t making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn’t anything to write home to mom about.”
― J. Lynn, Wait for You
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
― Woody Allen
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
― Richard Feynman
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West
“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski
“In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you’ll never see again.”
― Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders
“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
― Marilyn Monroe
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
― Mae West
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
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