“My stomach flipped. I stopped. This guy was trending in my mind big time.”
― Luella Christie, Roxy Ray
“Has something happened to upset you today?”
“Yeah, I had an argument with a vacuum cleaner hose, it wanted me to it a blowjob, but I refused so it took offence. It claimed I blew everyone else’s attachment and it wasn’t fair.”
― Gillibran Brown, Fun With Dick and Shane
“The truth is that, when it comes to sex, selfishness is pretty typical with guys.“
“You ought to go to a boy’s school sometime. Try it sometime,“ I said. "It’s full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques.”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
“Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner.”
― Jacob M. Appel, Scouting for the Reaper
“This love is hard core. Let’s make it soft porn.”
― Arzum Uzun
“I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing….”
― Jacob M. Appel
“A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, Divided & Conquered
“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, Divided & Conquered
“Sex should be about mutual enjoyment, connection, the borrowing from another’s fire at a moment when you want it most.”
― Alessandra Torre, Sex Love Repeat
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