All the people look so beautiful While they're marching in the gay parade They make friends with trees and animals They gather up all the countries flags And they burn them There is nothing left on earth to separate them I assure you they feel Completely free and pretty happy All the people look so beautiful While they're marching in the gay parade
Turn me up yo uh yo I step up in the club like, who the fuck's that? Yeah bitch it's another king, ninja's back Pants sagging down you can see my butt crack Sagging so low you can see my nut sack Yeah motherfucker my flows are ill, my balls fat and sweaty Like Jonah Hill, you know the deal Your boy ninja got skill, like deep throat There's cum squirting out your nostrils
There are gay men who've knocked homophobics clean out When most would have turned and ran Gay men who hate it when they get called queer And gay men who don't give a damn Some gay men go wearing women's makeup Just to prove to themselves they can And on the masculine side of this whole wide world There's no 101% man
Discrimination It ain't right I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like It's not fair, I'm not gay, that the government has a say In who can love who (not gay) Or to which god you can pray (I'm n'gay)
I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay world I'm carryin' the banner tryin' to keep the flag unfurled Well I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay place I might look a little odd but I'm part of the human race Well I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay world Might look a little butch but my hair is naturally curled Don't wear no floral shirts or white, buckled shoes No blow jobs or blow waves, I do just what I choose And if I'm forty-seven and I've never been married That's just a load that's gotta be carried Even if I had my eyebrows plucked That don't mean I'm hangin' round just to get Just 'cos he's happy don't mean that he's gay All his friends seem to take him quite the wrong way There ain't many of us still left alive All my friends have gone over to the other side I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay world I'm carryin' the banner tryin' to keep the flag unfurled Well I'm just a straight in a gay, gay, gay time And a straight in a gay world is getting hard to find
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Ecce homo, the search is Quixotic, For a wardrobe not too idiotic, So I’ll shop L.L. Bean, Like a butch rural queen, Buying clothes that are faintly erotic.
In a contest devoted to testes, A Roman, hands down, had the besties, With his clamorous dong He would belt out a song, From a polka to a holy Adestes.
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